What movies have not aged well?
10.06.2025 11:00
A View to a Kill
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Moonraker
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Dr No
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Tesla’s head of Optimus humanoid robot leaves the ‘$25 trillion’ product behind - Electrek
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
You Only Live Twice
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Live and Let Die
-All the bad guys are black.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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From Russia With Love
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Diamonds Are Forever
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
What is the naughtiest fantasy that you've lived out?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Ah so!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Goldfinger
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-J W Pepper
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”She is very sexyful!”
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Octopussy
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…